It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
-
William Ernest Henley

eternalecho:

Firefly - The Series

(via wekeepflying)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

"just brush ur fuckin… just… ur gonna get cavities u lazy…. god— CHRIST fuckin bear just— UGH"

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

"just brush ur fuckin… just… ur gonna get cavities u lazy…. god— CHRIST fuckin bear just— UGH"

(via katiedreamsincolour)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via smallish-giraffe)

sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

(via clawtooth)

notyouraveragebum:

Halloween hit my dash like

notyouraveragebum:

Halloween hit my dash like

(via smallish-giraffe)

katiedreamsincolour:

thecaptainofmine:

So I am sick as a dog currently, but there is one interesting upside: I have this dry cough that really sounds a lot like a velociraptor screech. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

BE MY VELOCIBUDDY
WE WILL TRAVEL IN A PACK
HUNT DOWN PREY
YOU CAN HAVE THE FIRST BITE OF THE BIG DUMB PARASAUROLOPHUS!

*Agonizing cough-screeches of acceptance and thanks*

So I am sick as a dog currently, but there is one interesting upside: I have this dry cough that really sounds a lot like a velociraptor screech. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

aph-satan:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

PLUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOO

(via fireflyca)